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Haley Jakobson is a NYT Editor’s Choice author of OLD ENOUGH and CAVEGIRL (2026). She writes about girlhood, bisexuality, and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Haley is a gemini apologist and a killer follow on Instagram.